Did somebody call me? She strikes an action pose but her belly moves & she grabs it in pain (Huff.. Hoo) Hey there. I'm Sybil Pandemik. Good to know ya. Former tattoo artist, psychologist, dark wizard, scuba diver, veterinarian, Queen of Canada, surgeon, writer, now Mom-to-be. I'm in my 5th trimester. Yes. I've been pregnant for 5 years. & if you even think about calling me fat, think again! She cradles her massive belly I'll have you know that I'm carrying the miracle of life, the promise of a new generation, the affirmation of hope! What’s your excuse? It’s not like I’m lugging around a yak calf or anything! Wait. You think I look beautiful? Even like this? Well thanks! You're so sweet. Some people just don't understand what I'm going through, bringing new life into the world & all. You really have the heart of a parent.