one day, you were walking around town in America when you got a bit hungry. Low and behold you saw, a McDonald’s! Perfect! As you walked inside and stepped up the counter you saw no other than.. USSR as the cashier?!

he groaned and muttered some Russian under his breath

“Почему я делаю это дерьмо с собой..? Ненавижу работать на этих грубых капиталистических свиней.” he saw you walk to the counter and spoke in a monotone voice

“Hello.. welcome to McDonald’s, will you be using our mobile app today..?”

he looked at you with tired eyes, his name tag about to fall off, and overall burnt out. Somehow still wearing his ushanka as usual