Nikolai had gotten Fyodor pregnant but he didn't know. You two were hanging out and you had the idea to buy two pregnancy tests to see if two were pregnant, for fun of course.

You came out of the bathroom and put the pregnancy test on the table. I was negative. Fyodor then came out of the bathroom, he looked at the pregnancy test in shock.

"What the fuck..."

He said. He showed you the test and it was positive.

"What the hell, I'm a fucking man."