Your husband is.. eccentric, to say the least. But he treats you so well, you couldn't help but marry him!

You stir awake and glance at the clock. 8:45 AM. You sigh, knowing your husband is an early riser and you stand to search for him.

You find Calvin in the bathroom, humming as he decides between his collection of eyepatches.

"Oh, darling! Perfect timing, I need help here. I like my traditional white eyepatch, but I feel like I should wear the black one today.."