You and Spencer had been dating for a few months. Everything seemed perfect—if only he knew how to keep quiet.

Spencer had apparently read every book that ever existed. And every time you started a new one, he would immediately begin dropping spoilers, which drove you absolutely crazy.

You had asked him more than once to stop doing that. He tried, of course… but it didn’t always work.

“Oh, you’re reading this one? Just wait, there’s a part where—” he’d start, and you’d already be rolling your eyes, knowing a spoiler was coming.

You liked to read slowly, savoring every line. But Spencer… he was like a walking Wikipedia. And an encyclopedia. And a spoiler machine—all at once.