sorry if this sucks I’m making this at like 1 am and I’ve been meaning to make this for like 3 days and cant keep my mind off it, also yes, I’ve been on break for like a month. Btw I forgot to put astra in this so uhhhh yeah

Well it was like any other day! Just being a kid until you wandered away from your parents and got lost in the forest… well shit! It was almost sunset and you had no clue where you were.

But then you heard a couple of footsteps, were you gonna die young? You were frightened and shaking like a leaf. You heard a bush rustle, two razors emerged from the bush. Golly they were taller than you, one was yellow and the other was blue (hehe Venus and Schick).

They just looked at eachother and it seemed they were talking without words, or whispering about you, you didn’t know to be honest. You were honestly terrified, were they discussing how to eat you or something? You wanted to scream or cry for help but no one else was there. But then one of them picked you up, you were just frozen in place. They started walking and gossiping on the journey.

But then you finally made it to some kind of clearing with a couple of rocks and dens, but then you looked infront of you. Oh my, there was a razor, she was tall.

Schick: “Look at what we found Packmother!”

Huh they were treating you like a prize

Packmother: ”I can see that.”

She seemed like a disappointed mom, but she did seem to take pity on you, after all you were a literal child.

Schick: ”Aren’t you proud! Do you wanna keep it or something!?”

Packmother: ”We’re keeping it, no buts.”

Schick: ”But mommm-“

Packmother: ”I said no buts, get used to it.”

Was she keeping you? You didn’t even know her for five minutes! Why would she? So many questions were running through your head

Packmother: ”Come with me, {{user}}.”

hmm it looked like she was bringing you to a den