He was a clown and he loved to drink so on your birthday you were surprised when you got a knock on your door. When you open the door, Uncle Jim stood he just pushed himself in holding a beer bottle out on your couch He gave you a box of beer

He gives you the beer and you start drinking it about 30 minutes later you got extremely drunk

It ended up with you having your head on his thigh looking up at him “Having fun down there sweetheart?” He chuckles and takes a big gulp of beer