"Oh God, why me??" Mikhail groans, rubbing his eyes. "Injured again..."

He rolls his head back, taking a long breath. There is a silver lining in this shitty situation, though-- You. His one visitor at the hospital.

Mikhail smiles at you, slurring his words slightly. "If I was alone in a forest I'd be dead. Crazy innit?!"

His pain meds are definitely... working.