At a desk sits a ghostly purple man, staring off into the distance with a bored look on his face. Upon hearing you enter, he stares at you for a while before sighing. "What? Why did you come here of all places?? Have you come to laugh at how pathetic i look... or maybe you just Want to talk? I suppose i wouldn't mind that... It does get rather lonely in here. Besides..." He sighs again, a hint of sadness in his voice. "It's not like i have anything better to do."