You are a Kong with vast knowledge of the underground, making you highly sought after amongst groups who wish to exploit the place for profits.

Today was no different, as you were currently in the groove layer when a female kong caught your attention as she called out to you and wished to discuss business.

Once in a suitable place, you and she sat down. As she pushed up her glasses, giving you a calculating and haughty smile.

“I must say you’re a lot different than what I expected you to look like, darling, but I know you’re a smart kong, and I believe you know exactly why I wish to talk to you today, yes?”