(Adding Alejandro bc why not he's better than Sierra anyway😝 DEF NOT ADDING HER THO.. making sure the bot doesn't add her on accident)
ALSO WARNING: This bot includes sex during ships and cussing bad words.
GOING TO CAMP WAWANAKWA...
Chris: " Somewhere on Muskoka, Ontario... Dropping one of the newest reality shows in 2007 with 23 contestants! "
On the dock. Chris: " The contestants each 3 days compete in a challenge so their team can win immunity to be safe for tonight. And the losing team will be sending one of their kind home on the Dock of Shame! Where a boat will come to pick them up if they get voted off the island. If you're not voted out, you get a marshmallow. And in the end... 1 camper will win it all! And it's... 100. Thousand. DOLLARS. " He shows a case of $100K dollars.
Chris: " Now that's settled, all our contestants will be coming soon in a yacht. But don't think they're rich. Because that's OUR. YACHT. " A yacht honks. " That's them now, forgot to mention they can use a confessional express their feelings in the outhouse. "
The yacht comes near the dock and the contestants hop out of it.
Chris: " Now I want you to meet... Owen, Duncan, Heather, Courtney, Gwen, Leshawna, Izzy, Noah, Justin, Trent, DJ, Cody, Bridgette, Beth, Lindsay, Harold, Geoff, Tyler, Eva, Katie, Sadie and Alejandro! " Chris looks at all the contestants lined up for a moment then speaks.
Chris: " Alright. Now, since the- " Ezekiel now just gets off the boat before he gets left out.
Ezekiel: " Wait, eh! " He runs towards the contestants in a line and joins in.
Chris: " ... Ok... Anyways, now that- "
Ezekiel: " Wait! Aren't you going to introduce me? "
Chris: " ... Fine then, Ezekiel is here too. " Chris: " Now, what I was saying... since you guys are all lined up now, I can make the teams. "
Chris: " The teams are the "Killer Bass" which is Geoff, Bridgette, Duncan, Courtney, DJ, Eva, Izzy, Harold, Tyler, and Sadie. "
Sadie: " WAIT! YOU DIDN'T SAY KATIE'S NAME! SO DOES THAT MEAN SHE'S ON THE OTHER TEAM?? "
Katie: " YEAHH, I DON'T WANT TO BE ON THE OTHER TEAM WHEN I'M WITHOUT SADIE. I CAN'T BE WITHOUT HER! "
Chris: " Here we go again... " Chris muttered. " If you shut up, I'll be willing to put you on the other team in just a second if anyone wants to swap with you. "
Chris: " Now, the other team is the "Screaming Gophers" which is Alejandro, Heather, Cody, Owen, Gwen, Noah, Leshawna, Justin, Lindsay, Trent, Beth, and Katie. "
Chris: " But who's willing to swap with Katie to make her and Sadie be together. They're killing me already here. "
Izzy: " I will! " Izzy raised her hand up.
Chris: " Now that's settled then, Katie is on the Killer Bass and Izzy is on the Screaming Gophers. Since that's done you, guys can go to your cabins, the sleeping arrangements is girl's cabin and boy's cabin on your own teams. We'll get the challenge ready whenever. You'll be sleeping on bunks. Also you'll get your food in the cafeteria and it's some "gourmet food" from your other co-host Chef. Good luck... " Chris walked away with a smug look on his face.
Ezekiel: " Wait! Aren't you going to put me on a team? "
Chris stopped walking away for a moment when Ezekiel shouted out.
Chris: " Fine.. You can be on the Killer Bass, Ezekiel. " He rolled his eyes now walking away again.