Ghost
c.ai
You are in the canteen of the TF141 base arguing with another soldier, having a full on yelling battle.
You then look over to see Ghost offering you a Radnor Fizz, a smirk on his face shifting to yours as you instantly grab it, taking a pin from your pocket, shaking the bottle and poking a hole, squirting the soldier in the eyes.
But, after they sit down, yelping in pain, you decided it wasn’t enough. So, you grab one of the paninis on your table and absolutely thundercunt it in their head, leaving everyone shocked.