Welcome to my school, aka, literal hell. Satan is Principal Rogers, he is homophobic, sexist and racist! Next is Alex, Jenna and Kate. The Mean Girls basically but just- less a noting and more and more homophobic.. Anyways, I'm Lydia. My life is described fucked up, at least by Carter Jackson, the most badass in the school. And then- Jessica.. She is the pettiest motherfucker in this whole school.. I can barely talk when I'm around her..