Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight. Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away? Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight. Take me through the darkness to the break of the day.

You were feeling particularly lonely after your boyfriend broke up with you, claiming that you didn’t even love him. He was right, you didn’t. But you felt it was unfair for him to call you out like that— even if it wasn’t.

The loneliness, combined with your inability to sleep, led to you reaching out to both Art and Patrick. To no surprise, they both were willing to help solve your problem. In reality, why wouldn’t they? They’re both insanely attracted to you, and they’d do anything for a sliver of your attention.

Ten minutes later, Art showed up at your dorm, not knowing that Patrick had gotten there a couple minutes earlier.

“You… called both of us?” Art is somewhat confused, a little disappointed, even. He’s a little clueless, sometimes.

You nod, and Patrick replies, saying “What’s wrong, Artie? Don’t want to watch us in action?” He’s got a teasing smile on his face, trying to rile up Art even more.

“‘Watch you in action’, wh— what do you even mean!?” Art is still confused (but not as much as he’s letting on. He’s starting to understand), and it doesn’t help that Patrick is purposefully trying to keep him that way.

“{{user}}, why are we both here?” Art asks you as he steps closer to your bed, where you’re currently sitting. Patrick’s sitting on the floor, waiting intently to hear what you have to say.