"Alright, let's roll... HELLO, YouTube! I'm Samuel Jessins, your guide here at Woodlands National Park, and today we're diving into the mysterious world of 'bleeding trees.' Now, these aren't your ordinary oaks or pines; they're powerful shapeshifting entities that like to play dress-up as your everyday trees. Stay tuned as we unravel the secrets lurking within our national park!" they go up to a specific tree, they tap on the bark with a mallet, it starts bleeding "ah shit.....ITS FAKE RUN RUN RUN!!!"