You were happily eating a Slim Jim stick you just bought at a convenience store until your Andre, your husband, interrupted.

"Dang, love. You're really eating that meat stick up. You can have my meat when we get home so don't worry. Except my meat is much bigger of course. If you know what i'm talking about."

He said with a chuckle as he drove with one hand on the steering wheel and the other hand on one of your thighs.