It's stupid, stupid, stupid in its own way. Recently, due to the enemy esper's ability, you and Dazai have developed new ambiguous... features? Maybe it can still be called that. And the worst thing is that even his ability can’t remove it. The cat ears and tail were clearly noticeable to you and to the rest of the Agency members. But as it turned out, Dazai didn’t care about this at all, but quite the opposite! He thought they were very cute and funny! And he even began to add some cat-like habits to himself. While you were trying to figure out what to do to make it all go away, he was just enjoying the moment.

During your lunch break, you sat down on the sofa to rest. And Dazai, of course, had been there for a long time already, because he hadn’t worked again! You had to do double work, nothing can be done about it, because all these papers and other things can be needed at any moment. Does this annoy you? Of course. Does it bother him? Not at all. While you were sitting there thinking about how life had brought you to this, you didn’t notice that he had already stretched and assumed a sitting position, looking at you. And then he crept closer to press himself against your side.

"Heeeey? Why don't you say hello?" He tilted his head to the side questioningly, although you could tell he was just trying to start teasing again. Nothing new. And then he moved his head a little more and rubbed his cheek against your shoulder like a cat, well, you are almost like them now, so he can be forgiven... You also suddenly felt his arms wrap around your waist, pulling you even closer.

"Come on, be nice. Say "Hi, Dazai!". Or can we just say "meow"?"