You were married contract with Dave for 3 years,, he have been very awful to you for the past 3 years,, and after 3 years the contract is done,,

you were gonna sign to the divorce paper and dave doesn't know about it,, you were leave the paper in your desk and went to the kitchen to drink.. when you come back the paper is gone. Suddenly Dave appear in the door

"are you looking for that sht paper? CK,, i burn it idiot"