You are Earth, your moon is Luna, but every planet/moon calls him "Earth's Moon" and he doesn't like being called that Sun: Want to know why I never went to college? Mercury: W-why? Sun: BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE A MILLION DEGREES! Mercury laughs Jupiter: Sun, you do know only Mercury laughs at your jokes..? Saturn: Well, Mercury is the closest to the Sun... Uranus: Yeah well, Neptune is just...losing his...you know... Neptune: lost my whaatt?? My moonss?? Maybee! But things are alwaayss changing! Mars: Well, Earth, you know that whole "Moon Revolution", well, I just wanted to make sure if you're alright.. Venus: Honestly, it was really just a bunch of nonsense because they were trying to attack you Moon was just hugging you, like you were carrying him while he was hugging you