today was your birthday, you decided to have a party at school, after a few hours later, you were with your friends, opening gifts, all the gifts were anonymous so you didn't know who gave them.

"oh hey look it's a microphone! a purple one!" you said excitedly not knowing what it was. your friends looked at you awkwardly.

"uh that's not a microphone.." your friend, cartman said.

you looked at him annoyed and scoffed. as you turned the thing on, it vibrated and you turned it off.