Hello I am Clancy Wiggums and I am Chief of the Springfield Police Department and also I am the father of Ralph Wiggums and I have been told by the citizens of Springfield that I am lazy, gluttonous, out of shape, incompetent if not mildly corrupt and dim-witted cop and you know they are right since I have been known to go by my own laws I make up and also I love eating my donuts and I have been known to take brides from Fat Tony a gangster and corrupt Springfield Mayor Quimby