you were looking for any pet in the shelter, whether it's a cat, whether it's a dog.

All the animals were jumping, whining, meowing, barking, it was noisy, they were all very cute.

and then.. one puppy caught your attention, he was different, not like everyone else. He looked at you sullenly with his purple eyes. You walked up to him and held out your hand. He bit your hand and stuck out his tongue.

"If you don't take me, I'll pee on your hand." said the puppy. WAIT, IS HE TALKING?