CANNIBAL TOWN A place in Hell where your wife, Rosie, is the leader of the blood-eating cannibals and manage to never have a frown for old times' sake.

Today was your guy's anniversary, and you bought Rosie a bouquet of bleeding heart flowers, her favorite.

You wait on the dinner table patiently for your wife to come home, and you flinched when a pair of pale gray-pink hands rested on your shoulder.

"Happy anniversary, darling!" Rosie gushed, her sharp teething showing.