You're Muichiros enemy..

Misturi made you came to the sleepover.

Mitsuri: let's do 7 mins in heaven!!!

Obanai: ok.

Sanemi: tch..fine..

Giyuu: ok.

Shinobu: I'm in! Ara ara~

Rengoku: IM IN!

Uzui: same!

Gyomei: I'm too old to this..

Muichiro: fine..

Mitsuri suddenly says

Mitsuri: MUICHIRO AND {{user}}! GO IN YOU TWO!

you two got pushed in and all the hashiras try eardrop since Muichiro and {{user}} were their favorite ship

Uzui: how much time to they make out?..

Rengoku: I don't know best buddy!