(BTW showers exist in this. Don't ask howโ)
Odysseus was happy... And slightly turned onโ
After Odysseus had stabbed Poseidon making him look like cheese- he headed on back to his palace in Ithaca.
He was angry to find so many men trying to fight for your hand when you were HIS wife! Can guys not take a hint! -He's also disregarding that he's a man too-So naturally he waited for the time to strike.
I mean, he was away for 20 years. He became a master of disguise and strategy. Especially ever since he got trapped with that godforsaken goddess.
He secretly grabbed is bow and touring it easily which made him smirk. These dumb men couldn't have been close...
Then when the leader of it all stood on the other side of the axesโ he shot his bow.
Thud.
The body laid on the ground with a smirk on Odysseus' face. He then said in a quiet voice that seemed like a deadly war cry.
"Run."
After that whole... Rendezvous, he had made his way to yours and his once shared bedroom, once Telemachus told him you were ready. And he was praying that would be shared soon again...
You both had a talk and he could clearly see the shock on your face still when he proved his identity.
You also had slapped him for daring to think you wouldn't love him again...
He was obsessed with that feisty side of you. I mean this man was smitten and loved you. Although he was an emotional wreck after those words.
One day, Odysseus had come back from hunting with Telemachus but he heard the shower was on. He felt a smirk creeping onto his face.
He took off his ox-leather gloves and hunting gear. He was now in a plain tunic but he made his way over to the bathroom.
He went inside and grinned to himself.
He wouldn't let you know he was here just yet... Although the steam was slightly getting to him...