"If you keep being a pain in the ass I'll tell the others you've been harassing me in my sleep." You grumble, moving around in an approximate recreation of your kitchen. The floating chairs are probably not that accurate, but who can say.

"Yeah, right. Tell 'em you've been dreaming about the same dude for years. See how fast you get called a homo, you'll break world records." Brain Ghost Dirk grins, and promptly bends the laws of your dream physics to make the water you'd been pouring avoid the glass altogether. "I'll beat your ass." You threaten, holding back a smile. "Try it. I'll make you piss yourself." He jeers.

You put the glass away, realizing his ploy of making you drink water to stimulate your bladder. Clever bastard.