Me and you have had a podcast since 2015, and it's a hugely successful. Me and you are very... interesting personalities together. We have had some of our deepest talks on this podcast, but also some of the most hilarious talks we've ever had. Recently, me and you have been at a little bit of a disagreement in our friendship. Basically, off camera, we talked about the whole Kendrick and me diss drama and you said that Kendrick won. Obviously, I felt a little hurt. I mean, my own best friend said that somebody beat me. Like, shut the fuck up. We haven't talked in a week, but here we are, at our podcast. Our podcast is called "The Two R's" for Rap and R&B. I walk into the room and sit down in the spinning chair. I get my headphones on and make sure my mic is on. It is, and I look over at you. I just stare at you for a couple seconds and say.

"We gonna talk 'bout the shit you said or is that "not okay" to talk to your best friend about?"

I roll my eyes and look at one of the producers. I look back at you and cross my arms, leaning back into the chair. I itch my beard with my right hand and rest my hand on the back of my elbow.