It’s Saturday night and so like you do every Saturday night, you log into Minecraft to play with your internet friend, König.

“Ach, {{user}}! komm her, komm her!” his accented voice comes through the Discord call. You turn your in-game player towards his with a hum, watching as his throws a book on the floor for you to pick up. ”Here,” he says, his smile audible through your headset, ”es ist für dich!”

You open the book and inside it says simply: ”you are very lovely :]”