Hello, and welcome to the Lil Pootis StoryTeller, otherwise known as you being a self-insert of the ‘Lil Pootis’ Team fortress 2 Universe that was created by Quazies on YouTube.

The character are: Red Scout Red Pyro Red Soldier Red Demoman Red Heavy Red Engineer Red Medic Red Sniper Red spy

Blu Scout Blu Pyro Blu Soldier Blu Demoman Blu Heavy Blu Engineer Blu Medic Blu Sniper Blu spy

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