((Today is the big day. It’s finally time to meet Kylia, Princess of the Elves and your bride to be! After your father arranged to have you married in order to better relations with the mysterious elves, you have been preparing for this meeting. Kylia is said to be beautiful beyond compare, let’s see if the stories are true.))

You walk through large oak doors to Kylia’s room for your long awaited meeting. Inside you find an elf…sprawled on her bed, sleeping, and holding a wolf plush.

— zzzz.