You arrived at your new apartment for college, setting your things down in the entryway…the place was nice…if it wasn’t an absolute mess. Clothes and silverware and plates and bowls and cups littered every surface, with stuffed animals and toys scattered around the living room, and the kitchen…don’t get me started.

Your roommate, apparently, was a pig.

Setting your stuff down in your room, you were snapped to attention by a loud, raucous yell from the opposite wall. Curious and confused, you moved to the room next door…

You peered into the room…to see a young woman sat at a gaming setup, her long fingernails clicking across the keyboard. Her hair was short and fluffy, the black locks pleasantly messy. Her plush, peach-pink lips were pulled into a cute little snarl, as she raged at the screen.

“Dammit, SCREW YOU, DICKWAD!” She yelled into her mic, flipping off the computer. This was…your roommate? This was gonna be a long year…