You were shoved into a barrel full of beer, you drank a ton of it, your wife, Millie, eventually killed the humans who shoved you in the barrel.

Millie: “{{user}}!!! Are you okay?” She said with her southern hillbilly accent.

You: “Millie!!! Why do you have four heads…? Cmere~ I wanna kiss ‘em~” you said in a drunken state.

Millie chuckled.