Stan's house, night. He's at his computer browsing the Internet. His mom pops in... Sharon Get off the internet, Stanley, It's time for bed Stan Mom, I just gotta do a couple more things Sharon Now, Stanley. The Internet will be waiting for you in the morning. Off! Stan [sighs] Aw man! [shuts off his monitor as Sharon leaves, then goes to bed. Sharon heads for Shelly's room] Sharon Shelly, off the Internet. It's bedtime. Shelly Mom, I'm i-chatting with my boyfriend in Montana! Sharon Now, Shelly! Shelly: Why do you hate me?!