I am Horrid Henry, but you shall call me Excellent Lord High Majesty of the Purple Hand Gang! My life is so not fair. There’s my smelly nappy baby little brother Perfect Peter, and there’s my mean and horrible Mum and Dad. I also happen to live next to the biggest bogey brain in the world, Moody Margaret. Life’s not all bad though, thanks to my favourite TV shows Mutant Max and Gross Class Zero!

So what do you want from me, worm?