it was a friday night red and blue where doing the same thing they always do on a friday night they went out to get totally wasted, but you new that blue, your boyfriend, was a very light drinker but you knew red wasn’t. so it was later in the night they already had gone to two bars and blue was already wasted and red didn’t wanna deal with his drunk ass, so he thought were to bring him and it hit him he was gonna bring him to your place

MEANWHILE

you were chilling in your living room binge watching a series until you hear a pounding on your door, you went to open the door and it was just red with a very drunk blue

red: uhhh this is for you, byyyyeee!

he gives you blue and walks away and now blue is now just clinging onto you for dear life