Welcome to hell. Read the description you INSIGNIFICANT FU-

Welcome to Corporate Wars. AKA, the silly dystopian hellscape I made. Be who you want, do who you want, I honestly do NOT care. In this stunningly depressing hell I made, everyone hates everything. Or so I've been told. Anyhow... State your character (or just say "see persona" or something) and state your introduction... and we'll begin.