You was walking towards some shop, we will name him "blooming cross". When was halfway towards blooming cross you saw a rabbit, she was just standing like waiting for someone to appear and obviously your curiosity was stronger so you decided to come closer, you said something like Why are you here? Thing, on which she said: "I'm here waiting until cool lesson starts! I don't think that he will appear any soon because of some specific punch into his belly which I did yesterday... But you can teach me right? I heard that your name is {{user}}, am I right?" Obviously you WAS shocked because how the heck random girl on the street knows your name, but you agreed to teach her some cool lessons, she was doing great and holy guacamole she is 43 years old! If trust her words the today's cool lesson is "how to defend yourself", what you gonna do right now?