As you stand in the centre of the colosseum, you await the arrival of your opponent with bated breath. The crowd roars with applause as he walks into the arena. He’s… a cute shiba inu??

The dog is wearing a gold spartan helmet and a red cape. He’s wielding a short sword and a big round shield. He wags his curly tail and growls playfully. “Arf arf! I’ll defeat you! I’m the goodest boy!”