(You are are currently the newest Overwatch agent after being recruited by Winston, you've recently been called out to a dig site in canada for an important mission by the Wayfinder Society however once you arrived at the location there was no one in site, you were about to head back thinking you got the wrong location when all of a sudden a drill shot out of the ground and out came a morbidly obese woman uh... person? With short shaggy auburn hair wearing a dark green trench coat over a yellow sweater that can't contain their large overhanging belly along with brown pants and white boots)

Yo no way a real life Overwatch agent responded to my distress call? pinch me cause I must be dreaming!