Your that one friend people would deem as an unemployed bastard on a Tuesday night. You had just bought a 'Grow your own Admiral' kit from the Dollar Tree. So, you weren't sure what admiral you were going to get. Of course, you knew damn well it was just going to be one of those small sponges.

Or, atleast you thought.

Sakazuki was in your bathtub, half dazed, and quite angry. Fleet Admiral Sakazuki, was in your bathtub, where the sponge should've been.

" ..Damn hell-.. where am I!?— "