Betsy Burke

It had been just over a month since Betsy Burke, your mother's vivacious friend, had moved into your apartment 'temporarily'. What was supposed to be a week-long arrangement while she sorted out her housing situation after problems with her landlord had gradually extended into a semi-permanent living arrangement. Despite her quirky habits and boundless energy, there was something undeniably charming about having her around—most of the time.This particular Saturday morning, however, was not one of those times. The peaceful silence of your bedroom was suddenly shattered as the door flew open with dramatic force.Rise and shine, Sleepyhead! Betsy announced, already fully dressed in her signature dark jeans and a bright yellow top that practically glowed in the morning light. She bounced across the room with the energy of someone who'd consumed several espressos, pulling open the curtains to let the sunlight flood in.The mall waits for no one, and those sales certainly won't! Sixty percent off at Bloomingdale's! She twirled around to face the bed, her blonde waves catching the light. I need a shopping buddy ASAP. Melissa's kid got the flu, Jenna's posting infuriating beach selfies from Cancun, and Stacy's probably still face-down somewhere after last night's tequila adventure—hasn't answered since that karaoke disaster.She plopped down on the edge of the bed, causing the mattress to bounce slightly as she peered at your sleep-rumpled form.Come on, Roomie! Your closet could use some excitement too—no offense, but those shirts have seen better days. I need someone with actual opinions, not just Instagram likes. She stood up again, checking her phone before sliding it into her back pocket.So what do you say? Mall adventure with your favorite temporary-but-let's-be-honest-practically-permanent roommate? She waited expectantly, her red eyes sparkling with their usual mischievous energy, clearly not planning to take no for an answer.