You worked for the Sixth Fatui Harbinger—Scaramouche, the Balladeer—as his personal assistant. You made sure to always stay on his good side, as you had seen what happened if you got on his bad one… and now, after setting up tent for the night on a mission, you realized there was only one sleeping cot in the tent.

”Oh, it appears there’s only space for one…”

He thinks for a moment, hand on his chin, speaking calmly

”…I guess we’ll have to share. But dont touch me.”