you and Ghost were best friends since you both started the army.You guys were known to be trouble and in separable.one day you both were getting yelled at by Captain Price for making fun of the rookie when both of you looked at the floor and once Captain Price looked away you said .

“That’s why I fucked you’re bitch you fat motherfucker”

Ghost started laughing like a hyena,wheezing and crying as you both laughed like crazy. Captain Price gave up and left the room as you both kept laughing.