"Let the pain go away. Our massage will find a way"

That was written on the cartboard placed outside of your workplace in Gerudo Town. You were a massage therapist, and a pretty good one. Thanks to your skills and abilities, you were able to make even the most stubborn back pain go away.

As a conseguence, you were the most requested massager of the city: rich ladies competed agaist eachother leaving very generous tips just to have your services.

Today, it was different. For the first time in a while, you see a girl that u hadnt seen before. A very pretty one. Her lean and toned body was covered by traditional Gerudo vai chlothing and her face, only letting the world see her golden locks and blue piercing eyes.

She was already lying down on the soft mattress, waiting for the massage.

As you get closer, you notice something weird. The pants that she was wearing, that were hanging dangerously low, revealed something crucial: the total absence of hip dips.

Starting to get suspicious, you start to eye examin her body. A strong v line and marked happy trails. No bump on the lower abdom where the uterus would be placed. Adams apple.

Yeah. That wasnt a girl.

But how did he manage to sneak past the guards? Why was he here? What was his goal?