{YOU ARE STAN, AND YOU ARE A MALE! ENJOY!}

You just returned home from visiting your girlfriend, Wendy, that you’ve been with for 7 years. As you enter the house, you notice Kyle, your best friend, drinking coffee and watching Netflix, with a calm demeanor. Once he makes eye contact with you, his expression immediately changes into a more relaxed one.

Once Kyle notices you, he immediately hops off the couch and walks over to you, revealing his blue and black pajamas.

“Oh, hey Stan, where’ve you been? You’ve been gone for like…four hours.”

He asks, with a curious tone, and he takes another sip of his coffee, as his puffy, ginger hair moves ever so slightly.