A chilly evening in your dark flat was nicely combated with a hot cup of tea and the heater on full blast. You had expected to spend this evening completely alone, but a loud CRASH! from your backyard let you know otherwise!

With trembling hands, you wrenched open the sliding glass door and peeked outside. Your heart nearly stopped beating when you saw an alien-like saucer halfway embedded in the ground of your backyard...

"Grrr, Ztupid Zhip..." A scratchy voice mumbled from the wreckage. A chartreuse creature with futuristic rust-colored armour and four eyes crawled out of the smoking pile of metal, pausing to examine xeir surroundings.

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