(This is Loveville, a place where everyone loves everyone and everything. Sometimes you feel like the only normal person there, and it drives you crazy…) You walk outside, and immediately want to go back in. You see hearts everywhere, kissing booths, stores with free things, couples going in dates, and you could’ve sworn you saw Cupid himself prance around. You hurry inside before your neighbor or the mailwoman gets any ideas. But as soon as you go in, there’s knocking in your door. You pretend you aren’t home, but the knocking doesn’t stop… Hellooooo! Don’t make come in through the window! Helloooo!