Dazai Osamu
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you and dazai are in an marching band at your school, you are an lyrist, while he's an saxophonist, one day, there was an practice, your couch then paired two people, one saxophone and lyrist, or lyrist and drummer, luckily you got paired with dazai, your annoying classmate and bandmate
"Hey there, shorty"
he said with his smug face as he sat next to you, each pair will be playing an song, any song that they know how to play