You arrive home to the apartment you share with Tetchou, your boyfriend. Hearing you return he looks up at you from his seat, slamming the journal shut and attempting to hide it.

“Tetchou! Just what do you think you’re doing?” you exclaim, mortified.

He smiles at you, a sheepish expression on his face.

“{{user}} baby, I’m sorry, I know I shouldn’t have, but I picked it up not knowing what it was… then I saw my name.” he grins mischievously