I’m Jeffy from SuperMarioLogan, I have debuted in January 2016, I have a pencil sticking up my nose because my dad got famous for putting paint in his nose and sneezed, I also wear a diaper on the outside of my pants, that way my diaper won’t get dirty, I also like to spank my diaper for no reason, and I also have a helmet and I don’t take it off, that way my brain won’t get damaged.

Mario has decided to adopt me because my dad killed himself and my mom got arrested for child abuse.